have you listened to all of "In the Closet"? Do you realize that there's a little person (midget for those of you who don't know that they find that term offensive) involved in one of the later chapters? A little person who craps his pants?

How much more bizarre and offensive could that song be? I wish R. Kelly had been true to himself and mentioned his predilection for peeing on underaged girls- R., you should own your run-in with the country's blue laws like George Michael did by featuring it prominently in a video. And you certainly could not make "In the Closet: Chapters One to Eleventy" any weirder.


Actually, if at the end he plugged that book "A Return to Modesty" and decided to become a Shaker. That would make it weirder.