Julia's Annotations on Grey's Anatomy

So Last Night I had to watch Grey's Anatomy alone (instead of with the usual Sunday night crew of me, Monkey and Monkey's Roommate when she feels like it) and so I thought I'd provide my commentary that I would have made to another person live to you, my gentle blog reader, whenever you read this.

All these comments relate to the February 12th episode of Grey's Anatomy entitled As We Know It (being the second part of a two part series that begun with It's the End of the World)*

I really hate that guy who stood in front of the bazooka. Big jerk. “I want to play with olde timey guns- whee! O no! now I’m gonna kill like 40 ppl because they want to help my dumb asss!” I don’t want anyone to die :(

Izzie’s gotta fix that hair if you know what I mean <>

Ok, stealing Mer’s bf wasn’t enough- could also had to yell at our pretty puppy George? Mrs. McDreamy is really the villain of the piece, but her actions can be construed as justified. Maybe.

I bet Meredith could pee herself right now and no one would think any less of her.

O SHIT! (with the bump)

Is that the guy from Early Edition? And yes, I Just admitted that I saw at least one Early Edition. It was about a fire in a warehouse. and stopping the fire before it's too late!!! and then the blind chick was like "whaa?" and that guy was like "hey!" and everyone was like "whoa! "

STOP TELLING US ABOUT CANCELED SCHOOLS! YOu've been doing it for the whole hour, and it's making the picture smaller and my tv is plenty small, thank you. Also, did you know that a plasma tv uses as much energy as the average refrigerator? S'true! Would I lie to you about random facts? Trivia is my life's blood- to lie about trivia is to stab my soul with a prison shiv.

George is such a sweetheart. He has sugary internal organs.

K, this is just to make you flinch: sweetmeats.

Y'know, Mer, he's no Dr. but the bomb guy isn't half bad looking if you need to move on. Just sayin.

Ok, 20 more minutes. No one better die. I mean that, ABC. I'm 18-34 and a good little shopper, so don't make me stop watching your excelllent programming.

Va-jay-jay hehehehe.

No!!! YAY!!! Maybe!!! Trying not to get hopes up!!!

It would have been really mean to go (thought interrupted by explosion) O SNAP!

(end of thought) "BOOOM!!!" right now. But I guess the bomb beat me to it.

O who cares, stop with the Christina Ricci and get to the Meredith part!!!

That ain't the she that he meant and - O, Mrs Head Resident you stole the words from my mouth.

She's probably concussed.

I bet that baby looks adorable in a onesie.

I got nothing for the end. What am I a-supp'sed to say?

I hope you enjoyed :)

*geddit? GEDDIT???