There's a difference between loving the 'hoff and scaring the 'hoff. Don't scare the 'hoff.

You know that I love the Hoff, but sometimes people go too far. I think a good way to gauge your behavior is if your love of hoff would land you in a mental institution, you've crossed that line.

Poor Hoff. He doesn't mean to be so exciting. Can't a man just possess miles of chesthair in peace?