question, complaint

Is paper microwave safe? I know it didn't explode, but will it affect my soup?

If I'm on a two lane road, and I can't get into the right lane because it is jam-packed, don't ride my ass for 2 minutes, speeding up til you almost hit my bumper then slowing down until you are a safeish distance from me only to speed up again. You should be able to see that I can't do anything, I'm going 20 over the speed limit and we're on a curvy hill.

Also? I indiscriminately hate SUV drivers. You all suck.