Get rid of the Justin Timberlake Jingle while you're at it.

Because no one is "lovin' it" anymore.

I often have problems with commercials and their lack of sense-making. Especially if I don't like their product. So I'm airing those concerns right here. Hurray for you!

The Ad: Guy walks into his apartment, drops change in an empty coffee can on his bookcase. He does this for approximately a year, inferred from the changing clothes and the fullness of the coffee can. In the final cut, the guy walks in, dumps change and then the bookcase collapses. Then the Mcdonald's VO says "We save you a lot of change" or some other such crap.

My Retort: Well, that guy is gonna need that change to buy a new bookcase. And then probably to pay for his angioplasty after a year of eating Mcdonald's. Poor stupid guy who needs a new place for his books.



Anyways, that's it. That and this:

[Today. DSW. Me and Kate are walking past a Ham shop of some sort.]

Me: I don't like ham.
Kate: Neither do I.
Me: Really?
Kate: It's something about the texture and the smell.
Me: Yeah, totally. Ham is gross.


I like sharing things with people. Even little things- like the dislike of pig products. But turkey bacon? ludicrously tasty!