Drunken Neat Freek- yeow!

hot RA was just completely blotto in the elevator. hammered, pissed, knackered, hooched up, 3 sheets, drunk as a skunk- all the above apply. he was incredibly infuriated about the salad dropped right in front of entrapment and kept saying (excuse the french- this is usually a family blog. At the same time, it is important to teach the children about the evils of censorship, so what follows is exactly what drunken RA said) "what the fuck- who the fuck does that? what the fuck were they thinking? what the fuck, yo? man, what the fuck?" (take that, opposers of the first amendment!)


between the eau d'jack daniels pouring off him and the possibility that he would finger me for the salad-dropper, i was all too glad to exit entrapment (who is the only elevator working this week). i love it when ppl are already drunk by 7:45.

Update: Hot RA seemed a little less inebriated around 9:50 when I returned. Sitting on the stoop with his cigarette, the eyes were slightly less bloodshot and the jack daniels had ceased to flood from his pores. I asked for a salad update, and he said that he cleaned it up because it was bothering him. Hot RA seems neurotic- which makes him slightly hotter.

Sidenote: a "barley sandwich" or "slurp sandwich" is when you have beer for lunch. More fun drinking terms. man, i haven't touched alcohol since the end of finals and saying that out loud makes me want to go right out and buy some wine. just so that i can be in possession of alcohol, so it's more of a choice not to drink rather than something i've forgotten to do for a month. who forgets about alcohol?