Thoughts Today While At Work

- Word Perfect was created by fascists. Right after Mussolini was overthrown, his cabinet went underground, created computers and wrote the software. "Il Duce may be hanging by his heels in the square, but the spirit of fascism shall live on in the program we shall call 'parola perfetta' Long live Il Duce!"

- Can't you see that she is totally uninterested in talking to you? And what do you think the court computer lab is, an ice cream social? It's been 10 minutes of you nattering on about how you *magically* show up at the bar that she works at - "It was such a coincidence!" Yes, at the first mention, we all thought it was a coincidence. Now we think that you know where she works, where she lives, and the name of her cat who died when she was 8. Save yourself some face, man, and sit down for the love of mike!

- Happy Hour on Tuesday. A work night. hmmm... well, my license doesn't say "Can only drink from Thursday to Saturday."

- I wonder if the library has any Henry Mancini cds. or Beulah, I'm not picky.

- If no one committed any more crimes, I wouldn't have to be writing this. That is a strong argument for world peace.


BTW- The enemy forces have overrun my resistance! the jello strike is over! dance, little jello cup, dance!