Before Crim Pro

Chase and I are sitting next to each other in class.

Me: What do my hands smell like?
Chase: [smells] They smell like my hands used to smell after gym class
Me: Ewwww.
Chase: What? They smell like resin... and sweat. No, they smell like rough leather and feet!!!
Me: [completely grossed out now, want to run to bathroom and scrub til the skin flakes off my hands]
Chase: [laughs maniacally]


these are the times we'll all remember.