Work-Walk Interlude
On the walk to work today, there was a somewhat deranged-looking individual walking ahead of me. he was flinging his arms around over his head like michael stipe in a music video and gabbing on in varying degrees of loudness. As I was about to lap him (my purposeful walk towards work was faster than his crazy-man-shuffle) I put my ipod in my bag just for fear that he would somehow attack me and i'd need both hands to disentangle myself. (it wasn't a real fear, but the reports that ppl are being stabbed for their ipods has put me on high alert and the risk of dropping Senor pod if I were to be frightened by an arm fling was just too great.)
Here enters player 3 in our little sidewalk psychodrama. A black man in an obviously expensive suit is about 20 feet in front of Deranged and was watching me put away my ipod. I guess he thought I was putting it away because of him because he was giving me a look, but then realization dawned on his face when I passed Deranged with a slightly quickening step that it was actually the arm-flinger that i was afraid of. Heck, by the look of his suit, he could buy and sell me several times over- what would he want with Senor Pod? When I passed Expensive Suit, apparently the teams had shifted from white ppl (me and Deranged) v. black person to sane ppl v. ... questionable person. he smiled and said "That guy's a little off" and I said "Well that's an understatement." o the power of body language.
I always feel bad for people who are on the streets when they should be in a hospital. There but for the grace of God, eh?
Here enters player 3 in our little sidewalk psychodrama. A black man in an obviously expensive suit is about 20 feet in front of Deranged and was watching me put away my ipod. I guess he thought I was putting it away because of him because he was giving me a look, but then realization dawned on his face when I passed Deranged with a slightly quickening step that it was actually the arm-flinger that i was afraid of. Heck, by the look of his suit, he could buy and sell me several times over- what would he want with Senor Pod? When I passed Expensive Suit, apparently the teams had shifted from white ppl (me and Deranged) v. black person to sane ppl v. ... questionable person. he smiled and said "That guy's a little off" and I said "Well that's an understatement." o the power of body language.
I always feel bad for people who are on the streets when they should be in a hospital. There but for the grace of God, eh?
6 Comments:
J- As discussed earlier this evening, I recently had the realization (thanks to Dave Chapelle) that those kinda happy and cute dancin' homeless people are really on crack. "Crack happy" they are.
J -- I probably shouldn't leave my name either. Can you go back in and take it out? I will start going by a new name that only you and all others that know us will recognize. Maw haw haw.
A little bird sent me a link to the long awaited blog of Millicent Wang. Hurrah!
I am glad for the safety of Senor Ipod. The tragedy that an arm fling could have resulted in!
-Agatha
Hey - we can comment! Have we always had the comment ability and I'm just to dim to figure that out? I wanted so badly to say that the dancing baby freaked me out more than a little bit.
hugs,
Perpetua
The comments were only enabled yesterday. Before then, I CONTROLLED ALL I SURVEYED. And now I am over that :)
I thought that the baby was close to the line of creepy, but stayed on the prego-baby-licking-bowl side as opposed to quiznos-baby-talking-about-dating-women side. Something about the fall on butt at the end.
Aha, I'm just to dim to have read the entry immediately preceding this one that extensively detailed Millie's comment establishment and regulations!
:P
~P
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